ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

1) My compound is noiseless because 'I pass
my neighbour'
generators are on sabbatical leave.
2) Wives are happy because husbands who
like hanging out
are now staying at home with the family
because drinks
outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
3) All the housewives are cooking good food
because no
more Telemundo/Zee world. Chai!
4) Kids are reading there books since
watching TV needs
fuel.
5) No more conjection in network since many
peoples
phones are off.
6) Browsing & downloading is fast...no one
wants browsing
to kill his or her battery.
7) Everyone sleeps very early now.
9) There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
10) U even know its true...that u wia reading
dis
so fast so u cud log out b4 ur battery goes
off that u
didnt notice that there is no number 8, now u
just found out,
ur laughing lolzz..